A Modern Business Plan
(a re-interpretation of my Modern Art poem)
I read some office jargon today
and tried to pick it apart
then discovered a truth about myself —
I guess I’m not that smart!
I couldn’t make sense of the jumble of words
and the diagrams left me baffled.
I know I’m supposed to see a comprehensive plan
but I strain and I struggle and I grapple.
So, I guess I’ve come to the conclusion that,
like the little boy who knows,
for all the praise of the consultants’ flair,
the emperor’s not wearing clothes!